Want a free abortion? Move to Flint Michigan and have a tall glass of water. With how hard birth control is to acquire in some states, maybe they should bottle it, and sell it.
Speaking of birth control, can someone please get all these little children to stop coming up to my door, last thing i need is to be the one middle aged white guy in the neighborhood when one goes missing…
Gaycial recognition software. the future is now!
I poop on the iPhone, alyssa is almost converted to android… almost.
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