EDDIE GOT FISTED, Part Duex of ??? (killme)

We return for the second (or third) hour in this Lovcraftian hellscape Alyssa has been condemned to. She knew not the tribulations ahead, forging on in blissful naivete, deep into the yawning maw of this monster, FREDDY GOT FINGERED (2001)– But reprieve! We stray off the topic of Tom Green’s masterpiece to dissect the ineffable, from Donald Glover’s This Is America, to the works of Tarantino, and this moves into the #MeToo Movement, and devolves somehow into a discussion about the sex drive of serial killers, and the nuance of gender. What even is this podcast you’re listening to?

Musical interlude track “The Ladder” by Special Guest Diamondback Manhunter on his album NEON ALCHEMIST, find more here; https://diamondbackmanhunter.bandcamp.com/

What has happened?

We decided the best use of our time would be to create, record, and produce a 5+ hour saga in which myself, Alyssa, And Diamondback Manhunter do a scene by scene breakdown of the film classic Freddy Got Fingered. This is part 1. See if you can figure out where the dawning realization of what we are doing washes over my guests, and they slip into a Lovecraftian cosmic horror.

Hey baby, we hear that bluegrass a-callin’, word salad on a scrambled page.

In this episode, Eddie and Alyssa, the duo that’s as American as apple pie, have a finger in a new conspiracy that is not easy as pie, so shut your pie-hole, cutie-pie, and eat this humble pie. If you don’t know about Piegate, maybe another you does?

Interlude track; Four Clefs’ I LIKE PIE, I LIKE CAKE

Captain Kutchie Pelaez i know who you are…………eddietheaxe…!!.!

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I’ll be seeing you at captain Kutchie’s Kutcharitaville

Serving you up a fresh piece of Key Lime Pie

 

 

In this ep, Eddie’s got TWO special guests. That’s right, two for the price of one, you lucky ducks. Joining us is extra special guest Diamondback Manhunter, dropping his holiday track IN THIS SWEET EP. The first few mins has some minor audio issues. But Alyssa, the wizard of the 1’s and 2’s saves the day!

 

Follow Diamondback Manhunter on soundcloud

and by his upcoming album Neon Alchemist.

 

This weeks episode is sponsored by budsy.io

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We got picked up for another season (that’s how these things work, right?), and we’re bringing you even newsier news, even funnier funs, and more EXTREMELY HOT TAKES than ever before. We’re talkin’ bong hit transplants, we’re talkin’ split dicks and murder, we’re talkin’ the totally topical SECOND LIFE, suckaaaahs. Put it in your earholes!

Season 2 intro music provided by Diamondback Manhunter. His other stuff is good, I made him do this.
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Fiver Sucksers.

This week on the Let’s Get Shitty show, we talk pirating and get absolutely no where with it, and then we discuss a little too deeply why STRANGER THINGS had such a slow start while managing to mostly avoid spoilers.

As an update, I got a new version of the logo. It’s almost as shitty

 

So I spent 5 mins to just make my own. Which as you can see is in no way edible jam related. as I requested.

 

I’m currently looking on Fiverr for someone to go shit on the previous artists lawn.

 

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Hello and welcome to a very special halloween episode of the Let’s Get Shitty Show!
This week I have 3 terror tales for all the spooks and ghouls out there.

So Enjoy!

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Combatting bombs in the garden, they bring the stink.

GW Bush the war criminal is an endearing, kooky old painter akin to Jim Carrey compared to the hell tomb that is Trump’s presidency, but we have the answer to save the country! Fuck you, Missouri, my vote deserves more weight.

Speaking of Bush, we discuss shaving ours, so if you wanted to know the state of our genitals, this is the episode for you!

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Want a free abortion? Move to Flint Michigan and have a tall glass of water. With how hard birth control is to acquire in some states, maybe they should bottle it, and sell it.

Speaking of birth control, can someone please get all these little children to stop coming up to my door, last thing i need is to be the one middle aged white guy in the neighborhood when one goes missing…

Gaycial recognition software. the future is now!

I poop on the iPhone, alyssa is almost converted to android… almost.

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Hello and welcome back.
Episode20 y’all. sound quality is great, and sucks. Great because we have a secret helper from across the pond, sucks because i put WAY too much gain in it, and you can hear i guess our breathing? I don’t know.

Hey, I’m learning. I got a new audio interface, and it takes time. I don’t want you guys going without

intro music provided by Diamondback Manhunter. His other stuff is good, I made him do this.
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