EDDIE GOT FISTED, Part Duex of ??? (killme)

We return for the second (or third) hour in this Lovcraftian hellscape Alyssa has been condemned to. She knew not the tribulations ahead, forging on in blissful naivete, deep into the yawning maw of this monster, FREDDY GOT FINGERED (2001)– But reprieve! We stray off the topic of Tom Green’s masterpiece to dissect the ineffable, from Donald Glover’s This Is America, to the works of Tarantino, and this moves into the #MeToo Movement, and devolves somehow into a discussion about the sex drive of serial killers, and the nuance of gender. What even is this podcast you’re listening to?

Musical interlude track “The Ladder” by Special Guest Diamondback Manhunter on his album NEON ALCHEMIST, find more here; https://diamondbackmanhunter.bandcamp.com/

Combatting bombs in the garden, they bring the stink.

GW Bush the war criminal is an endearing, kooky old painter akin to Jim Carrey compared to the hell tomb that is Trump’s presidency, but we have the answer to save the country! Fuck you, Missouri, my vote deserves more weight.

Speaking of Bush, we discuss shaving ours, so if you wanted to know the state of our genitals, this is the episode for you!

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Hi gang

I complain about advertising, movies, shitty birds and more. Alyssa joins us again. This time i buster her stylaphone, You’re welcome. We eat more bad mexican candy, and i complain about advertising that’s pro hitler, and anti shit.

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All you trumpers rejoice! Alyssa is here to defend your use of a dog whistle racist term! Cause you know. Every perceived transgression is real. Be careful on that slope, it’s a bit slippery! I try and unite her with her supporters, but you know how niggardly she can be with her friendship. Sorry guys.

Some movie discussion, we watched weird science. I saw it once back when I was like 11, and thought it was stupid. Turns out I was right. Although there was a great scene where the boys go to a blues club, get wasted, and act like black people. That was pretty good.

In other news, we are back from our summer vacation, and rather than pictures I have a very descriptive instruction on fucking an R.O.B. So that is a plus. Then we get into proper fleshlight cleaning and maintenance.

We talk about super powers. I want to become the specter of death to all those who cross me, Alyssa wants to be a fly, or a mole or some shit so she can get closer to President Trump. Weird. Some news on the show, game stuff, and we eat more mexican garbage.

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Hello everybody!

In this episode, we discuss a few things. The self checkout line, Pander-monium, horrible candy review, and some discussion of Get Out, which is a great movie btw.

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